I'm horizontalseisletras... 😉
You've found me! 😀 Congratulations! 👏 In just 2 easy steps, I'm going to explain how you can contact me! No pass or subscription needed! Without using your phone number or email and absolutely for free! Shall we start?
1. Download Telegram on your phone 📲
If you already have Telegram installed, skip to step 2.
You may not be familiar with Telegram: it's like WhatsApp but more secure, easier to use, works on multiple devices at the same time, it's 100% FREE, has no ads and doesn't force you to accept some crazy stupid terms of service!
If you own an iPhone, you can safely install Telegram from Apple's App Store by clicking here
If you own an Android phone, you can safely install Telegram from Google Play by clicking here
2. Send me a message! 📨
In order to find me on Telegram, you have to options:
Within Telegram, click the magnifying glass 🔍 and type "horizontalseisletras"
And you're set to say "Hi"! 👋 OK... don't just say "Hi" 💬, write a couple of lines! 📝 and... if it's not too much to ask... please identify yourself! Don't forget your nick 📛 so that I know who you are. Seems reasonable, right?
Why Telegram instead of WhatsApp? Because of privacy. WhatsApp requires both of us to disclose our personal phone numbers in order to chat. With Telegram, only our nicks are required. In my case, you already know mine: horizontalseisletras. If we chat, the conversation flows and we think we should exchange our phone numbers, we will do that. But exchanging phone numbers just like that... hmmm... I don't know... I dont think it's the best idea: you want your privacy and I want mine. 🥸
Are you a Telegram salesman? Hahahaha 😂... no! Truth be told, I didn't knew about the app until my sister insisted I installed it, and... yeah... she's my little sister so I couldn't refuse not to! Mental note: find out if any shrink has written a book about younger sister's emotional blackmailing!!! 👧👉📲
What if I don't want to install Telegram? No problem! There is absolutely no obligation. But... if you've come this far, are you really going to quit just because you had to install an app? How many apps do you install every week that you end up not using?❓
What can go wrong? The worst thing that can happen if you install Telegram and send me a message is that you'll find out I'm an educated, charming and funny guy that has given some thought about writing his profile and that... above all... hasn't got a selfie taken in the bathroom mirror with a fishnet t-shirt flaunting his muscles. 🤳🚽🪞🎽💪😏.
What have you got against muscled guys? Absolutely nothing, I guess that if they show themselves, this is due to demand amongst certain female population: all my respect to both parties. If you're looking for muscles in me, I'll let you down: I have no super muscles 💪. Nor fishnet t-shirts 🎽.
Oh, come on... you must have some muscle somewhere, right? OK, yes, I've got some here and there. The most relevant though is inside my head 🧠.
Are you a normal guy? The definition of normal is tremendously subjective. This page clearly shows I'm not normal. If you're looking for someone that defines himself as "simple", "normal", "friend of my friends", etc... that ain't me. 🙅♂️
Aren't you "friend of your friends"? Of course I am! And brother of my brothers. And neighbour of my neighbours. And cousin of my cousins. And even colleague of my colleagues. Crazy, right? I might be a bit thick, but when people say they're "friend of my friends", I honestly have no clue what they're trying to express. 🤷♂️
If your question is not answered here, please install Telegram and ask it to me. 😬